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February 2, 2010

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Funny Accidents and People Getting Hurt

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Tagalog - English

January 27, 2010
  1. Nalaglag ko ang aking Brief - My Brief is going(down)(fly over)(Lost and found.)
  2. Wag mong dibdibin - Don’t BOOBS it. 
  3. Wag mo akong pakialaman - Dont you CAREGIVER.
  4. Mabahong paa - SMOKEY MOUNTAIN
  5. Kinompleto mo ako - Centrum from A-Zinc
  6. Mahaba ang Buhok ko - Hairs motich Miswa
  7. Chorizo - Stainless Longaniza
  8. Kanal - Black Pool
  9. Dagat nang Basura - River of Gold
  10. Kulangot - Black Pearl 
  11. Mani - Coral Reef 
  12. Duling - 2 by 2 
  13. Bulag - BlackOut
  14. Bingi - Ipod
  15. Pipe - Beat Baxer

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Balita!



    Sa mga nagbabagang balita.

        * Buntis sinaksak, bata naka-ilag.
        * Bagyo papalapit saPilipinas, sa magandang balita. Pilipinas lumayo.
        * Naglalako nang tubi, namatay sa uhaw.
        * Isang Kalbo, nagka-hairpin?
        * Isang nakaka manghang balita,Bunging walang ngipin, di mo inakala nagKABRACE.
        * Pilay CHAMPION sa Break dance, judge namangha.
        * Bulag nakasaksak nang tao, nandilim daw ang kanyang paningin
        * Babae nagsumbong sa pulis ginahasa daw siya, sabi nia naka talikod siya, dats why hindi nia nakita nag nagpagsamantala.

    Maganda Araw sa Inyo!!!!!

     
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PUT IN OTHER WORDS

  • Alright               -Lahat sa Kanan
  • Anal                 -Invalidate a marriage
  • Aspect             -Pantusok ng Ice
  • Astray              -Lalagyan ng abo ng sigarilyo
  • Askew             -Tatanungin kita
  • Beehive            -Magpakatino ka
  • Calculator         -Tatawagan kita
  • Cattle               -doon nakatira ang Hali at Leyna
  • CDROM             -Tingan mo ang kwarto
  • City                  -Bago mag otso
  • Cuntemplate     -Kaya nagkulang ang plato
  • Debug              -Ang Ipis
  • Dedicated         -Patayin ang pusa
  • Deduct             -ang Pato
  • Defense            -Ang bakod
  • Defeat              -Ang Paa
  • Dflate               -Ang plato
  • Defrag              -Ang Palaka
  • Deluson            -eh di malueag
  • Deposit            -And gripo
  • Depress            -Ang Pari
  • Devote             -Ang Boto
  • Devastation      -Sakayan ng Bus
  • Effort                -Kung saan lumalanding ang airplain
  • Egypt               -is smaller than a truck
  • Forum              -Apat na kwarto
  • Hostess            -Sino ito
  • Iraq                  -is bigger stone
  • July                  -Nagsinungaling kaba?
  • Liturgy              -what comes after litur “F”
  • Longtime no see           -matagal ng bulag
  • Poor                 -bago mag payb
  • Predicate          -pakawalan mo ang pusa
  • Profit                -patunayan mo
  • Protestant         -Tinadahan ng prutas
  • Punctuation       -pera para maka enroll
  • Selfish              -nagbebenta ng isda
  • Shampoo          -Bago mag labing isha (11)
  • Statue               -Ikaw ba yan?
  • Suspicious        -napakaluwag, napakalaki
  • Tenacious         -sinusuot sa paa
  • Thesis               -ito ay
  • Tissue               -ikaw pala

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